5 Signs You’re A Huge Pussy
by Free Okcupid
Have you ever sat down and thought to yourself, “Am I a gigantic sissy-man?” Well I’ve devised a way to help you answer that question! I’ve thought about every single pussy I’ve ever met and nailed down 5 characteristics that all of them share! If you find that 3 or more of these describe you, you’re probably a huge pussy.
1. Constantly Apologize
If you’re the kind of guy who feels the need to constantly apologize to everyone for everything, whether or not you’re at fault, then you’re absolutely weak as a man. Unless someone was seriously injured or killed, I can think of few circumstances where a man needs to apologize. To constantly apologize for your actions – regardless of how moral or immoral they were – is to constantly submit to another person’s frame.
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2. Scared of Conflict
Do you find yourself avoiding people who disagree with you or pull a John Kerry the moment someone expresses dissent to your opinion? I hate it when you’re arguing with someone or debating someone on a topic, and you present facts to back up your opinion, and instead of arguing their point even more or conceding you’re right and they’re wrong (both admirable) the person will instead say some shit like, “No, I see your point, and I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying that sometimes…”
Now, legitimately, sometimes. But most of the time, this is a cop out. They realized they were wrong but they’re scared to upset you or butt heads on an opinion, so they immediately change positions and pretend like their opposite view is somehow ancillary to yours.
3. You Care What Strangers Think
Do you have a friend who will tell you what you should and shouldn’t talk about on your way to a social gathering? I have friends all the time who will say something to the effect of, “Look, don’t try your game shit here, please. It’s embarrassing and it doesn’t work. Don’t talk about subject x because Becky wont like it.”
If we’ve been friends for more than a year, Becky can go fuck herself. The problem with guys like these is that they’re always trying to make a good impression on everyone because they want to impress everyone. But here’s the secret: Very few people are actually worth impressing. If you are in a moment of crisis, who are you going to call? That person is the only one worth impressing.
I have two friends, both of which would help me bury a body if I asked and not breathe a word of it to the world. Those are the only two people I ever strive to impress and do good by – everyone else can eat a dick and die.
4. Your Girlfriend Owns Your Soul
If you’re the kind of guy that has to always check in or ask permission from your girlfriend before you can do something with the guys you’re probably a faggot. Guys that have to check in, or can’t go to the strip club because Sandra will get mad – pussy whipped guys in general – are some of the worst kind of men to be around. They’re constantly begging for sex, white knighting, and are afraid to have any real life of their own because they’re scared of losing what little play they do get.
You wont get anywhere in life by being scared! You’ve got to be ready to gamble everything and lose everything or you will never gain anything. André Gide put it beautifully when he said, “Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.”
5. You Can’t Say No
You need to learn that saying no isn’t the end of the world. Most of us have a problem with saying no because we don’t want to be seen as racist/homophobic/intolerant/rude/mean/anything-else-we-fear-might-reflect-poorly-on-our-character. It’s not that character isn’t important, it is. It’s that what other people think of your character has fuck all to do with what kind of man you really are. It is okay to tell people no from time to time.
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* You Say And Never Do
Ever meet a guy who has big plans and ambitions? A guy who is going to start his business? Who will get in great shape this summer? I know a guy who always says, ‘I think when work slows down in the next week or two I’m going to start working out.’ I finally confronted him on it and said, “No you wont.” If you have to wait to start doing something, you’ll never start doing it. If you want to start working out tomorrow, then do some push ups tonight. You have to act NOW or it wont get done.
White Knights
One thing I hope you’ll notice is that every single one of these qualities can be found in white knights. If you or a loved one is a white knight, please get help and stop being such a pussy. No one respects you, we don’t think you’re great because you’re scared of everyone and everything. Opinions can’t hurt you.
Go through this list and please examine yourself. Ask yourself the hard questions and see if you recognize any of these characteristics in your own life. You’ll be a better man for rooting them out, I promise.
